slight realization in the woods

 
Humans could never have created snow.
First of all, it is too delicate, symmetric, exquisite, white and generally perfect. I can find no blight in snow.
 (except the acid rain problem . . . eh . . . but its not their fault).
Second–it is too soft. It falls with a fragile, pillowed sound—but it is not loud. Its [...]

Questioning

Why do they look like they are on Seinfeld?

Our First Applicant . . . To be accepted or to be brutally rejected???

Well, Katherine Joy University has recieved our first application, from a young lederhosen-wearing Swiss Mister, namely Micha Hilliard. I have a feeling we will be mulling this one over for a spell.
I mean . . . he’s Swiss! But here are his very intellectual responses:

“What were you doing right before you sat down to write [...]